Saturday 13 December 2008
one way trip to Orodruin
I'm gonna start this post by doing something I rarely do.
I'm gonna blog using correct capitalisation of words and punctuations in this blog post.
And also correct use of paragraphing.
Polish extreme black metal band, Behemoth skipped S'pore on their Asia tour on November.HELVETTI! And they went to motherfucking Indonesia.
So this few days,I did nothing but to rot at home. I'll either be sleeping or watching crappy shows on television. But thank God,tomorrow I'm out of the house,attending some family-related thing.At least there's something,like meeting my youngest BM ally,Hadi.
And I'm going to grow out my hair because I just want the feeling of having long,flowy,metal-looking hair after all this dreadful years.[Lmfao,pmsl metal-looking hair] Did I tell you I cooked lunch today? Its called the Blasphemous Spiced Lamb Leg of Eternal Infernal Damnation. HAHAHAHAHA This is not funny.
May I add that my red streak on my hair has faded away and I'm really lazy to dye it back.I have nothing in my wallet.No dollar in sight.I admit I'm really off-beat these days.Sometimes I even bathe only once a day.Maybe the disease of being a dirty penniless & homeless hobo has caught up to me.
Blogging isn't helping either.If you're wondering,I've been watching too much Black Metal documentaries which are totally fascinating that I think most of you damned souls don't even care about.
The next thing or topic I'm gonna say or in this case: 'Musicians' that emits powerful waves of superficiality to the minds of our little children,making them believe that being a rich mofo who fucks women around and claim to 'own' them because you have a shitload of money is a totally ordinary thing.These 'musicians' NEED TO DIE because they contaminate this shitty world further. They damage the conduct and morals of kids and they just care about fucking hoes!
If any of you get offended because you're aspiring to be that 'musician',I don't really fucking care! Its my blog,and I have every right to post anything that is bugging me for a certain period of time in my life,thank you very much.
Since I have been watching too much of 8 Simple Rules this holidays,I even remembered this scene from the show. If you don't have any clue of this,I'm confident you're not alone since you people have proper lives,unlike me. Note: Bridget=typical dumb blonde. Kerry=intelligent & sarcastic redhead. Paul=their dad.
(Scene from 8 Simple Rules with Kaley Cuoco as Bridget)
Bridget walks downstairs dressed in tight pants & a very revealing tank top
Paul: Uh, Bridget, why are you dressed like that?
Kerry: Must be casual sex day at school.
Bridget: Hey, at least I get...
Paul turns to Bridget
Bridget: ...Look good.
Paul: Okay, Cupcake, I think you missed the word "under" in underwear because I can see your bra and that slingshot youre wearing under your pants.
Bridget: It's a thong.
Paul: It's floss.
Bridget: I can't wear anything else. Panty lines - Hello?
Paul: Panty lines - Hello, are fine. Actually they were a pretty big deal in my day.
Bridget: Well, we're the thong generation.
Paul: Well, maybe that's why your generation is so angry. Your always walking around with a wedgie!
And I really like this picture of Keep of Kalessin's bassist.
