welcome to this rathole I call a blog. my posts are mainly about metal (oh yes ah \m/) and how mundane my life is. if you don't like the stuff here, go fuck yourself. no one gives a crap. you're a sad excuse for a human being.
Thursday, 8 January 2009
I think today is the most random day in my life
so far. WHY? Well, when I was sleeping, I had this freakishly weird dream. I was an animal. I was a turkey, about to be brought to the slaughterhouse to be butchered alive [and die a painful death] Then, at the slaughterhouse, I was hanged and I was struggling like crazy to avoid being scalded alive in boiling water [they did this to remove feathers] FUCK. Then some machine dropped me down to the boiling water. I was like NOOOOOOOOOOO! I woke up, crying like a helpless apek who lost $750293791.9490287 due to excessive gambling & fucking prostitutes.
When I thought everything was over, I got up from bed and found out no one was at home. Not surprising though, cause everybody went to the hospital or smth. As I was starving, I decided to make breakfast. Omelette & sausages with bread. Then, when I was frying the egg & weiners, somehow my palm touched the frying pan.
THEN I SCREAMED LAH! [insert fucked up face expression]
Yeah, but I think the worst is yet to come. I still have 7 hours plus to survive today. Ado~
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i, the idealistic iconoclast
my name is thahirah and i love metal. i am not your generic 1st year poly student because i happen to get toned abs from laughing daily. i still collect pocket money from my parents everyday.
unfortunately i'm not born in Finland, the promised land of heavy metal. however, i do hope to meet Finnish bands at Tuska Open Air, the Flying Finns, the dudesons and their national ice hockey team in the future.
i'm a sucker for cute guys with gorgeous flowy long hair like these dudes;
Kerim "krimh" Lechner,
Petri Lindroos,
Henkka Seppälä etc.
I guess the reason I'm still single is because I swear too much and the people I fall for don't want me as they think I'm butt ugly or I just look like the type of person who hates too much? Oh well, idk.
also, people tend to make gender jokes about me prolly because I mix with males too much or I don't wear cute dresses, pfft.
Thursday, 8 January 2009
I think today is the most random day in my life
so far. WHY? Well, when I was sleeping, I had this freakishly weird dream. I was an animal. I was a turkey, about to be brought to the slaughterhouse to be butchered alive [and die a painful death] Then, at the slaughterhouse, I was hanged and I was struggling like crazy to avoid being scalded alive in boiling water [they did this to remove feathers] FUCK. Then some machine dropped me down to the boiling water. I was like NOOOOOOOOOOO! I woke up, crying like a helpless apek who lost $750293791.9490287 due to excessive gambling & fucking prostitutes.
When I thought everything was over, I got up from bed and found out no one was at home. Not surprising though, cause everybody went to the hospital or smth. As I was starving, I decided to make breakfast. Omelette & sausages with bread. Then, when I was frying the egg & weiners, somehow my palm touched the frying pan.
THEN I SCREAMED LAH! [insert fucked up face expression]
Yeah, but I think the worst is yet to come. I still have 7 hours plus to survive today. Ado~
