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Tuesday 23 June 2009
Swearwords?

I realised I've been using too much cuss/swear words in my speeches. Be it when I'm bloody happy (like now) or raging mad. Gahh. But heck, swearwords are fucking fun! (see I used fucking there)

So I actually researched on cusswords used in Finland & Norway. Well, I'm just interested in those parts of the world since those are the countries I so wanna visit before I die and Vikings come from Norway and I really wanna date a viking, lmao. So here goes.
Suomi
Mitä helvettiä - What the hell?
Voi kyrpä! - Oh fuck!
Kyrpa otsassa - To have a dick on the forehead (HAHAHA THIS IS LMAO)
Vittu tätä paskaa! - Fuck this shit!
Paskiainen - Shithead
Mitä vittua? - What the fuck?
Haista vittu! - Fuck you! (I like this so much!)

Norsk
What the fuck? - Hva faen?
Faen ta deg! - Fuck you!

But heck, I think the winner of swearwords is this one.

Faens jævla helvetes kukhode rævhøl fitte drittballe! - Fucking damn hell cock whore asshole cunt shitballs

Now that's pure, fucking epic ah. Thank god for Norway, without them, we won't have vikings (duh!), Earth's biggest black metal export market, majestic fjords, biggest petroleum technology. Hahahahah rofl. And lastly, Wizziac from Keep Of Kalessin! Hahaha I gotta stop obsessing over sexy metalheads.



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