Sunday, 6 December 2009
covers
Went to TK's party today. It was awesome, his family were very warm and actually made me & the guys sing along with their karaoke session. Bloody ace.
Oh well, the main reason for this post is that I want you guys to listen to the vocalist of Mutiny Within, Chris Clancy. He's bloody brilliant I tell you. If you don't like metal, skip the first video, listen to the rest then listen to the first one to see why I say this guy is fucking versatile vocalist.
There you go. Fucking ace stuff there.
Oh well, the main reason for this post is that I want you guys to listen to the vocalist of Mutiny Within, Chris Clancy. He's bloody brilliant I tell you. If you don't like metal, skip the first video, listen to the rest then listen to the first one to see why I say this guy is fucking versatile vocalist.
There you go. Fucking ace stuff there.
Labels: chris clancy, covers, metal, mutiny within, opera, party
Thursday, 19 November 2009
Not an obsession
Everyone knows Metal is not an obsession; It's a way of life for me. I eat, sleep, drink metal. I prefer guys who listen to metal to guys who listen to mainstream music. I dig band t-shirts and controversial issues in my music lyrical content. So what's the appeal then? What makes METAL (and being a metaller) special to me and to thousands, even million other metallers in the universe? Here are some reasons that I think people like YOU should be informed of.
1. Because metallers/people who embrace metal are actually really nice, happy people who loves picking flowers and skipping to the supermarket for some beer. Even killer Norwegian drummer, Frost from Satyricon can't resist skipping in the meadows, stopping to smell the flowers around him.
2. We have beer. Come on! Even the non-drinkers will buy a non alcoholic beer, drink soda from a drinking horn or buy a bier stein right? HAHAHAHA consume beer = have fun = this.
3. Listening to metal clears help cope with break ups and will somehow help mend your fucked up life. Trust me. I listened to metal when I was feeling shitty and look at me now - I'm bloody happy all the time. When I get stressed, I listen to some metal. When I feel like punching someone in the face, I choose to listen to metal cause I know punching someone isn't worth it, AT ALL.
4. We metallers know how to party. Just bring some beer, chips, and maybe some nasi lemak & ice cream (because sambal is fucking metal, it burns your tongue and ice cream is cold, trve and kvlt), put on some Opeth CD and we'll get a party going on!
5. The amount of subgenres in metal totally overpower the amount of hair you have on your scalp. Hahaha. But seriously, there's A LOT of sungenres in metal that each of them is very different from each other. There's viking metal, wizard metal, space metal, pirate metal, symphonic metal, black metal, thrash metal, death metal, gothic metal, folk metal, progressive metal, avant garde metal, melodic metal, power metal, oriental metal, medieval metal etc. In short, there is a certain genre of metal that everyone can fit into. VARIETY DUDE! VARIETY!
Space metal (Vintersorg)
Folk metal (Falkenbach)
Symphonic metal (Leaves' Eyes)
Well, those are some of my reasons why METAL and the people who listen to it are just bloody awesome. I know I make crappy reasons and all but hey - everyone has their own reasons of why METAL is the best thing that exist in this universe. Now, I'm going to plan about what I'm writing about METAL next; I got a feeling its going to be about "Who says fashion and METAL can't co-exist?".
Stay metal everyone \m/
Labels: beers, metal, vikings, wacken, way of life
Tuesday, 10 November 2009
And I Found Some Things To Blog About
You all know Rammstein right? Well, the notorious German industrial metallers have done it again! Another controversial album. This time, with a music video; also known as your porn video that you have been keeping under your bed since you were like 12. Trust me. You do not want to see the 'Pussy' music video. It's just terrible porn. Haha. And heck - they have an interesting box set, see here.
And this is a fucking awesome Polish wedding. Oh my god. If only Iron Maiden would want to perform at my wedding (if I can actually find a man to marry, HAHA)
And then, I was browsing through some videos (I <3 watching videos on YT) and I came across this one. Haha, now we have BLACK METAL NOODLES, obviously inspired by heavy metal cookies. These guys are from Denmark, the home of Hans Christian Andersen's tales and they really have nice hair. Looking at their other videos, one of them is pretty cute. Hahaha. Dammit I'm a weakling for gorgeous guys with long hair. Hmm. NOODLES IST KRIEG! \m/
And this is a fucking awesome Polish wedding. Oh my god. If only Iron Maiden would want to perform at my wedding (if I can actually find a man to marry, HAHA)
And then, I was browsing through some videos (I <3 watching videos on YT) and I came across this one. Haha, now we have BLACK METAL NOODLES, obviously inspired by heavy metal cookies. These guys are from Denmark, the home of Hans Christian Andersen's tales and they really have nice hair. Looking at their other videos, one of them is pretty cute. Hahaha. Dammit I'm a weakling for gorgeous guys with long hair. Hmm. NOODLES IST KRIEG! \m/
Labels: denmark, germany, heavy metal noodles, iron maiden wedding, metal, poland, rammstein dildo wtf
Friday, 4 September 2009
Vodka!
Vodka, you're feeling stronger
Vodka, no more feeling bad
Vodka, your eyes are shining
Vodka, you are the real MAN
Vodka, wipes away your tears
Vodka, removes your fears
Vodka, everyone is gorgeous
Vodka, yeah vodka
Drinking is good for you, soon you are unconstrained
Drinking is good for you, here comes the womanizer
Drinking is good for you, not anymore lonesome
Drinking is good for you, and you will feel awesome
Out of respect for nature, our vodka and drinkers.
Promising, that the vodka we reserve, is as pure as it was thousands of years ago
This song has been stuck in my head since Tuesday. Gahh.
And guess what? I laughed my ass off when I read today's newspaper report about the whole graveyard thingy. Hahaha. Necromaniacal Gates. That's fucking kvlt, dude. Hahaha. At least those people gots balls to do those stuff. Hail \m/
And lastly, this is the latest episode for the Hail Satan series. Pretty cool stuff. Bengt looks pretty cute here. Haha. I'm a sucker for Swedes.
Labels: folk metal, grave, korpiklaani, metal, swede, vodka
Saturday, 29 August 2009
Power of YouTube
Spent the past 2 hours watching awesome videos. Pretty impressive findings, I must say. These are some that I found. Not necessarily metal but heck, I love classical!
OH LOOK MOM, IT'S HARRY POTTER SHREDDING! THAT'S MAGIC!
OH THIS KID IS CUTE, I'm a sucker for cute boys -.-
She (the one on the left) has more talent than those crap on MTV put together.
And lastly, this is the misheard lyrics of Behemoth's Slave Shall Serve. It WILL make you laugh till death!
Labels: behemoth, classical, harry potter, metal, shred, videos
Friday, 28 August 2009
95 Reasons
I know I'm the last person on Earth to say this but, Twilight can suck George W Bush's balls! HA! Take that, Bella wannabees! HAHAHAH NOW YOUR EDWARD CULLEN CAN'T 'SPARKLE' ANY MORE!
Okay. I bet you're wondering why on Earth did I suddenly decided to blog about that annoying, no plot, uninteresting romance novel involving a stupid 'normal' girl and a vampire whom the author claims to be 'hottest person' or whatever shit like that.
Well, I decided to borrow the book from a friend and I thought, probably this might be better than the movie. Well, I was wrong. It was far worse than I feared. I actually had to read through chapters full of crap, and nothing ever happens till chapter 17. Gahh. If I had to read that book to save my life, I rather die. Hahaha.
So I googled to see if other Twilight haters actually have spare time on their hands to actually find 95 reasons (or more) of why Twilight sucks. I got this. Fucking impressive.
95 Reasons why Twilight sucks.
1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides by calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide. (so stupid)
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies by writing about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The books aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken by the end of the series.
8. Not only that, she breaks rules set by more esteemed authors.
9. The world population will come to an end because all girls who read this book will think they are Bella and will wait for their Edward to come until they are old. And he’ll never come. (this one is hilarious)
10. Bella almost dies fifty thousand times, but Edward always saves her. This is boring.
11. Edward is too perfect and has no flaws either. Even vampires should have flaws besides wanting to suck human blood because it’s natural to them.
12. The reason the books became so popular is because Bella has no personality and any loser can put themselves in her shoes.
13. If Bella is so ‘plain’, why do so many guys fall for her within the first two chapters?
14. Bella teaches women to let the man handle everything, which pretty much is a huge step backward for women everywhere, who have fought for equality.
15. Isn’t it convenient that her father always leaves her alone and doesn’t question her? Real parents aren’t that way.
16. Lack of character development.
17. Bella is a useless, whining, doll that suddenly has become the idol for girls everywhere.
18. People say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. Guess what? WRONG. (OH YES HARRY POTTER PWNS TWILIGHT)
19. Edward is extremely possessive, border-line abusive, and boring as anything.
20. It’s too cliché.
21. This book contains no real sex, so it’s not really a vampire novel. (and vampires are lusty creatures = want sex)
22. Read Anne Rice - those are vampires, not the girly men that Meyer has created.
23. You don’t have to describe the character every two pages, we know all about Edward’s ‘perfectly toned chest’ the fourth time she mentions it.
24. Bella reflects upon herself through the entire novel to tell important plot developments. Hey Meyer, ever heard of “Show, don’t tell”?
25. She never uses the word fangs in the entire book series, and it’s supposedly about vampire.
26. Her vampires sparkle. Enough said.
27. Supposedly Meyer never uses the word ‘said’ in the entire first book, instead using breath.
28. There is too much face touching.
29. It’s predictable, and childish.
30. We read the entire series just to laugh at the stupidity of it.
31. Meyer can’t think of original names. The only original name she used was Rennesme, which is combination of two names and doesn’t count.
32. Vampires can’t get people pregnant. SPOILER!
33. Vampire baseball was just a disgrace.
34. People think Meyer is the best writer ever.
35. The plot drags on forever, when it really could have been completed in two books.
36. Wow, yet another ‘original’ plot of forbidden love.
37. Why is it called the Twilight Series if only one book is titled Twilight?
38. It’s too easy to mock. Go on Youtube, how many mocks on Twilight do you see?
39. They use a drug reference in a book written for ten-year-olds.
40. Stephanie Meyer creates some interesting characters ie: Jasper and Alice. She then ignores them, and gives them no development.
41. Every Other Facebookbumper sticker is about Twilight/Edward. EVERY OTHER ONE.
42. Fangirls are so blinded by their love for Edward that they don’t realize the book is terrible.
43. Stephen King agrees that Stephanie Meyer can’t write ‘worth a darn’. (In case you don't know who Stephen King is, he is a renowned writer)
44. It’s stupid.
45. Bella.
46. Bella is Edward’s beard.
47. Meyer wrote four books about nothing, really.
48. Straight men sparkle? (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)
49. It’s teeming with grammatical errors.
50. Bella Swan means beautiful swan, which is horribly cheesy.
51. Edward Cullen is sparkly; crows like sparkly things.
52. Do any guys actually like Twilight?
53. If the first 200 pages of your book rely on the mystery of a character’s identity, don’t slap “First, Edward was a vampire” on the back cover.
54. There’s far too little actual conflict in the story. But this probably stems from having a flawless main character.
55. They fall in love way too quickly and it seems fake because no one falls in love instantly, especially teenagers.
56. They only love each other because she smells good and he’s hot. There’s no other given reason why.
57. It’s just not healthy to teach young girls that True Love involves the guy watching you while you sleep.
58. Edward is HOT. We get it.
59. She had only been in Forks for a month when Edward had been watching her sleep for two months.
60. There’s something disturbing about Carlisle turning only teenagers into vampires.
61. All Twilight fans are insane, proved by several responses to criticism such as… “What is your name, address and phone number, just so that i can track you down ank kill You with my super awesom vampire powers THAT I AQUIRED FROM READING THE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!”
62. And this… “do you WANT a cult of angry twilight luvers like mysef at your doorstep at night trying to behead you????? you shouldnt voice an absurd oppinion like this on the internet.”
63. And this… “you must have not read much good litterature in youre life, because if you cannot appreciate the quality of this art…..YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSOUND!!!!!!!”
64. Isn’t funny how Twilight fans can’t spell and use proper capitalization? By the way,61, 62, and 63 are real quotes.
65. The reason Edward can’t read Bella’s mind is because she doesn’t have one.
66. T. Pain would totally win Bella’s heart and beat up Edward because he’s on a boat.
67. Edward hits on the school faculty to get out of classes.
68. We applaud Stephanie Meyer, as she’s got to be a rich woman by now, having found her forte in the insane cult of teenage girls who go rabid over her writings.
69. Vampires vs. werewolves (isn’t that a Facebook application and such a original idea?)
70. There’s nothing worse than a fan girl going insane over a fictional guy. It’s rather pathetic actually, so, um, yeah, get a life and keep reading those books, chickies.
71. This book was not worth the paper on which it was printed.
72. Bella has no goals and no future, her life revolves around Edward.
73. WWJTFD: What Would a Judgmental Twilight Fan Do? Answer: attempt to attack with the ‘cool vampire powers’ they gained from reading the series. Awesome!
74. Even if you like the book, it doesn’t live up to its hype.
75. Edward is a good VILF, that’s it.
76. “And I cried numerous times upon realising there would never be an Edward in this world.” – quoted from Almuvira Anona on Yahoo Answers.
77. A hundred years difference = pedophile.
78. It’s a co-dependent relationship stripped down to the bare essentials. Girl: “I can’t live without you. I want to change myself to be with you.” Boy: “If you leave me, I will kill myself.”
79. Stephanie Meyer must really be into pedophilia: first Edward and Bella, now Jacob and Renesseme? SPOILER.
80. New hot couple name for Bella and Edward = Bedward
81. You may think Edward Cullen is smart and fast, but Chuck Norris could take him. THIS FUCKING OWNS!
82. Bella’s only deep thoughts are, ‘Edward is so perfect. I love him.’
83. The only reason I kept reading was to see if Bella could redeem herself by getting over him.
84. Jacob, who didn’t abuse Bella and was nice to her, was dumped and she chose Edward. Hmm, masochistic much?
85. Ms. Meyer writes the way I did when I was twelve years old, doodling in my journal.
86. “It would have been much better if Jacob and Edward discovered they were gay: no sequels, no whiny Bella. Amen to that.”
87. Many people have enjoyed the making of this, many have helped with it too…in other words lots of people hate Twilight.
88. You are allowed to have your own opinion, just like we are allowed to have ours. Get over it. Twilight fans don’t seem to understand that though and attack at the mention of flaw in the book.
89. Light Yagami doesn’t approve of Twilight so neither should you.
90. “Cause it’s dumb.” – Random Person on the Street
91. “It’s annoying as hell.” – Random Person on the Street #2
92. Martin Luther would not have not have approved if the book was written during his lifetime.
93. Harry Potter could beat Edward any day with his magic powers.
94. It’s offensive to the entire human race, both male and female.
95. The book was so bad we wrote 95 reasons why we hate it.
That's it. 95 reasons why Twilight suck, courtesy of Sarah Rebecca.
And no post is complete without mentioning metal right? So, I found this while surfing the net. European Metal vs. American Metal. Pretty good article; involving cheese. Very entertaining & funny too.
http://invisibleoranges.com/2009/08/eu-metal-vs-us-metal.html
Labels: harry potter and lotr owns, metal, twilight sucks balls
Monday, 24 August 2009
4 done
4 UT done and only 1 to go. Had Math just now. Pretty okay, didn't feel any stress while doing since Sims 3 was keeping me entertained whenever I get stuck in between questions. Hah. Yes, I played Sims 3 while doing UT (same goes for Jasmine), Rae played Capcom & Metal Slug. Wth aye.
Currently at home, lazing around the living room watching videos and Keep Of Kalessin's newest studio report. Damn, they didn't show Wizziac around -.- (I really want to see his long, blonde straight hair hahaha!)
Did I tell you I bought a new Encyclopedia? Fucking cool. It's not those kinda big ass thick one but it's smaller than your textbook and has all the information you fucking need. Really handy. Now I sound like some librarian -.-
Read today's The New Paper and on the cover page, there's this seventeen year old Singapore girl who entertains ghosts & people by pole dancing! I was like, POLE DANCING? YOU GOTTA BE SERIOUS AH? Well, it's true. (inserts fucked up, shocked expression here) I mean like, pole dancing is allowed in public but not certain genres of music? (YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHAT GENRE, DON'T ACT BLUR AH) So fucked up. One day I'm gonna leave this country and move somewhere ideal -.-
Speaking of metal (indirectly), go listen to this really cool band from Netherlands. Delain. They play symphonic metal, but they sound more like Sirenia with vocals much more powerful than Anette from Nightwish. Their lead singer, Charlotte Wessels, resembles Floor Jansen with the piercing. Well, if you're interested, here's their video from their latest album, April Rain.
Labels: april rain, delain, i am going to move to norway just wait and see bitches, laze around, metal, netherlands, pole dancing wtf, rp, school, symphonic metal, tnp, video
Saturday, 22 August 2009
Concerts!
So, this week has been exciting and awesome. Nothing major went wrong and yes, I got good news!
Everyone knows that I was struck in a wave of disappointment when Arch Enemy revealed that they are doing an Asian tour with no Singapore dates right? Well, I have good news for myself, and those who listen to progressive death metal.
THE AWESOME SWEDISH DEATH METALLERS, OPETH IS COMING TO SINGAPORE ON NOVEMBER 28! (collapses on bed upon typing this and regains consciousness like just about....now!) Hahaha.
(alamak now I feel very ashamed that these guys have better looking hair than me or any other female, FML) Rofl.
At fucking last. And also, Brazilian thrash metal band, SEPULTURA is coming on December! How fucking sweet timing! Holiday period = my birthday = meeting these bands = make me happy for a long period of time (well I hope so)
Well, I just hope I don't die before they perform here. Hahaha.
Labels: metal, opeth, sepultura, yes ah
Tuesday, 11 August 2009
Salute \m/
To all those who are have a passion for the most intense, mind blowing, life changing music genre ever existed (besides classical), I salute thee! Horns up. Stay metal & tr00 (hahaha, remember this Mudd? tr00!)
And this is really cool. Sanne doing some funny lip sync cover of some song involving a Cannibal Corpse shirt. Hahaha.
Labels: metal, sharken911, sweden, videos, wacken
Saturday, 1 August 2009
Soundcrusher
Well, one major event attended today: Soundcrusher! It was awesome, despite the fact that I left early. Haha. ITNOS did an Arch Enemy, Carcass & Morbid Angel covers and it was brilliant! Heh.
And saw sparkly at the gig. Unfortunately I'm a bloody coward and a complete noob that I was to chicken to even say "hello" to him. Hmm.
Oh heck, I'll do a proper update like, tomorrow. For now, I'm gonna crash the bed. Stay metal! \m/
And saw sparkly at the gig. Unfortunately I'm a bloody coward and a complete noob that I was to chicken to even say "hello" to him. Hmm.
Oh heck, I'll do a proper update like, tomorrow. For now, I'm gonna crash the bed. Stay metal! \m/
Labels: gig, metal, soundcrusher
Saturday, 25 July 2009
Horns
Currently feeling really uninspired. May say lustreless or in slang, just blah.
(if you see numbers, means I fail in life, jk. if you see words, means I gotta go grab some coffee. if you understand the text, I salute you.)
In case you’re wondering why I’m typing in Tengwar(a script invented by the awesome J.R.R Tolkien is just, giving a new twist/feel to this dull lacklustre blog)in the previous paragraph, I’m just testing some cool middle-earth like fonts and also I’m curious of what you Earthlings do (as in like, find out what I wrote or something like that). Well, my guts tell me that it’s not working though since most people just give a pass to this shitty site.
Well, bought a new book, ‘The Children of Húrin’. Its kinda tells the stuff that happens before ‘Lord of the Rings’ stuff. And also even before anyone heard about hobbits & also Sauron was already present in there, and he was Morgoth’s lieutenant. (Morgoth is the ‘Black Enemy’ and more powerful than Sauron)
Anyway, there wasn’t anything that I enjoy today besides eating some macaroons. Life is getting kind of old, now. I know I should do something but heck, just let it be. I just have to hope something (very) exciting happens soon as I’m getting bored with normal things in life. (Insert blah expression here)
Did I tell you that I’m fucking pissed with that annoying girl? She had the cheek to tell me she hates metal & now, she’s bloody using the horns. And for the bloody record, not using the horns appropriately. She’s using it for something un-metal, for example: The Beatles.
And this message doesn’t apply to only that human being that I totally don’t respect. This applies to all of mankind. I don’t fucking care if you just gave birth to the cutest being on Earth or you are having a shitload amount of adrenaline rushing through your veins, just bloody don’t use the horns! I bet right now, you’re probably reading this and you’re like “It’s just a hand gesture, no need to take it seriously”. Well, I have a good counter for you. The horns are one of the symbols of metal. Just like the cross that represents Christianity, five stars and a crescent in the Singapore flag and the crescent and star symbol found in mosques that represent Islamic faith.
So in short words, JUST FUCKING STOP USING IT IF YOU’RE NOT USING IT TO PROTECT YOURSELF, (read explanation below) TO GLORIFY METAL OR SOMETHING RELATED TO IT!
Use some other gesture for fuck’s sake! Now people are treating the horns as if it’s the new LMAO. Well, death to those who misuse it. To the infernal gates of Hell, I summon thee!
And note: (The horns are also was the mano cornuto, the Italian hand gesture for either protecting from or giving of the evil eye & Dio gave his grandmother the props for impressing the horns to him)
(if you see numbers, means I fail in life, jk. if you see words, means I gotta go grab some coffee. if you understand the text, I salute you.)
In case you’re wondering why I’m typing in Tengwar(a script invented by the awesome J.R.R Tolkien is just, giving a new twist/feel to this dull lacklustre blog)in the previous paragraph, I’m just testing some cool middle-earth like fonts and also I’m curious of what you Earthlings do (as in like, find out what I wrote or something like that). Well, my guts tell me that it’s not working though since most people just give a pass to this shitty site.
Well, bought a new book, ‘The Children of Húrin’. Its kinda tells the stuff that happens before ‘Lord of the Rings’ stuff. And also even before anyone heard about hobbits & also Sauron was already present in there, and he was Morgoth’s lieutenant. (Morgoth is the ‘Black Enemy’ and more powerful than Sauron)
Anyway, there wasn’t anything that I enjoy today besides eating some macaroons. Life is getting kind of old, now. I know I should do something but heck, just let it be. I just have to hope something (very) exciting happens soon as I’m getting bored with normal things in life. (Insert blah expression here)
Did I tell you that I’m fucking pissed with that annoying girl? She had the cheek to tell me she hates metal & now, she’s bloody using the horns. And for the bloody record, not using the horns appropriately. She’s using it for something un-metal, for example: The Beatles.
And this message doesn’t apply to only that human being that I totally don’t respect. This applies to all of mankind. I don’t fucking care if you just gave birth to the cutest being on Earth or you are having a shitload amount of adrenaline rushing through your veins, just bloody don’t use the horns! I bet right now, you’re probably reading this and you’re like “It’s just a hand gesture, no need to take it seriously”. Well, I have a good counter for you. The horns are one of the symbols of metal. Just like the cross that represents Christianity, five stars and a crescent in the Singapore flag and the crescent and star symbol found in mosques that represent Islamic faith.
So in short words, JUST FUCKING STOP USING IT IF YOU’RE NOT USING IT TO PROTECT YOURSELF, (read explanation below) TO GLORIFY METAL OR SOMETHING RELATED TO IT!
Use some other gesture for fuck’s sake! Now people are treating the horns as if it’s the new LMAO. Well, death to those who misuse it. To the infernal gates of Hell, I summon thee!
And note: (The horns are also was the mano cornuto, the Italian hand gesture for either protecting from or giving of the evil eye & Dio gave his grandmother the props for impressing the horns to him)
Labels: horns, jrr tolkien, metal, tengwar
Monday, 15 June 2009
Mates
School was bloody awesome today. Not only it was communication skills module, I got to see Megadeth t-shirt boy(he is so fucking cute), see almost everyone in W47Q, meet my Ego Down band mates & had fun after school just hanging out with them, Mudd & Rafi.
Overall, it was a fucking great start to a bloody heck of a after-hols. Camwhored with Mudd & my Ego Down guitarist. And fuck, I tried to act all Norge BM 'grim-like' with a bloody soya bean. I should have gotten goat's milk cause its more metal. Haha, goats, you know (inside metal chef joke)
I downloaded some insane depressive black metal & ambient black metal songs online. Kinda cool though. There's the solemn feeling (like duh its goddamn depressive BM for fuck's sake!) when I hear it for the first time. Haha, but I'm impressed how metal is so diverse. Its these kind of bands/acts that should really be called talented unlike those bloody, talentless, scantily clad hoes jumping around singing "Don't Cha" who downgrades the mind of you typical mainstream listeners who think you know everything about music yet you call our music satanic when not even 10% of the lyrics are bloody satanic. Idiots. Go listen to some Mozart or Bach so you'll be enlightened, fools!
Did I mention that I was so happy upon just seeing you just now? Butterflies in my stomach, my legs almost failed me. I have never felt this nerve wrecking & so weak for quite some time. I guess its just __ _______ ___ ___ ____ ____ .(complete the sentence)
Overall, it was a fucking great start to a bloody heck of a after-hols. Camwhored with Mudd & my Ego Down guitarist. And fuck, I tried to act all Norge BM 'grim-like' with a bloody soya bean. I should have gotten goat's milk cause its more metal. Haha, goats, you know (inside metal chef joke)
I downloaded some insane depressive black metal & ambient black metal songs online. Kinda cool though. There's the solemn feeling (like duh its goddamn depressive BM for fuck's sake!) when I hear it for the first time. Haha, but I'm impressed how metal is so diverse. Its these kind of bands/acts that should really be called talented unlike those bloody, talentless, scantily clad hoes jumping around singing "Don't Cha" who downgrades the mind of you typical mainstream listeners who think you know everything about music yet you call our music satanic when not even 10% of the lyrics are bloody satanic. Idiots. Go listen to some Mozart or Bach so you'll be enlightened, fools!
Did I mention that I was so happy upon just seeing you just now? Butterflies in my stomach, my legs almost failed me. I have never felt this nerve wrecking & so weak for quite some time. I guess its just __ _______ ___ ___ ____ ____ .(complete the sentence)
Labels: awesome, depressive black metal, goat, mates, metal, norway is so cool, post hols, school, webcam, you
Monday, 13 April 2009
Swanheart
I feel like strangling ignorant people right now. Blah. So the thing that I'm about to post can be irrelevant to you but I need to do this because I want to put a piece of my mind about this matter. Hmm.
I hate people who thinks metal is all about killing goats, Satan worship, violence, tyranny, a piece of crap that idiots listen to (or rubbish like one ignorant Stomper said) and lastly, noise. I don't mind if that person criticises metal but make sure you hear a couple of the endless types of sub genres before you actually conclude that metal is "Satan's music" or "just a bunch of stupid high school dropout's way of expressing their emotions with just yelling & screaming in their songs".
And just so you know, there was a survey conducted in the UK on what gifted kids (in other words, super duper extremely clever kids with the IQ of god-knows-what) about what type of music they listen to. And guess what? Their first choice was metal. Pure fucking metal. (Followed by good old classical music, which I so happen to like alot too)
In addition, these are the lyrics to a metal song, by a very famous Finnish band, Nightwish.
All those beautiful people
I want to have them all
All those porcelain models
If only I could make them fall
Be my heart a well of love
Flowing free so far above
A wintry eve
Once upon a tale
An Ugly Duckling
Lost in a verse
Of a sparrow's carol
Dreaming the stars
Be my heart a well of love
Flowing free so far above
In my world
Love is for poets
Never the famous balcony scene
Just a dying faith
On a heaven's gate
Crystal pond awaits the lorn
Tonight another morn for the lonely one is born
And do you think that's satanic? Really wake up, ignorant boobs. And to add, the singer is a classically-trained soprano vocalist. Meaning = she doesn't scream or yell you dickheads!
Yeah, so before you go around spreading the word that metal is a bunch of people squealing like pigs being butchered to death in the slaughterhouse, remember that metal is one of the most diverse genre of music ever known to mankind. Same goes for any genre, not necessarily just metal.
Lastly, thanks for reading my blah rant, boobs. Stay grim, trve, kvlt and good night.
Labels: grim, ignorant bunch of pussies, kvlt, lies, metal, misunderstanding, nightwish, true facts, trve
