Sunday 16 November 2008
i saw several definitions of random stuff at urbandictionary.com.
Taco Bell.
purely means : most effective laxative known to man.
Paris Hilton.
purely means : What exactally did paris hilton do to become a "celebrity"? oh thats right, jack $hit. her makeup is horrible, and she looks like a sack of bones rattling around on the red carpet.
Example.
*in science class*
person 1: hey look at the skeleton model.
person 2: it looks like paris hilton, it just needs a buttload of eyeshadow on it.
MTV.
purely means : A channel that turns America's teens into mindless fuckholes who group themselves in large masses and scream whenever they see one of their dumbass pop idols come out. Constant exposure to MTV has been known to turn guys into fags and girls into dykes. The most accurate record of this is when the slut Britney Spears kissed the bi Madonna on the MTV music awards and officially became a lesbo, although thousands of 50 year old crusty men beat their meat to it.
Example.
purely means : A channel that turns America's teens into mindless fuckholes who group themselves in large masses and scream whenever they see one of their dumbass pop idols come out. Constant exposure to MTV has been known to turn guys into fags and girls into dykes. The most accurate record of this is when the slut Britney Spears kissed the bi Madonna on the MTV music awards and officially became a lesbo, although thousands of 50 year old crusty men beat their meat to it.
Example.
My girlfriend watched so much MTV that now she goes to SpringBreak each year and takes 100 cocks a day.
ohh and,
nabilah's bff;yasser tagged me.
RULE #1: People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.
RULE #2: Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.
1. Do you have secrets?
-uhhhhhh yeaaaaa.
2. If you had the power of a thousand suns to start a war, which country would you attack first?
-uhhhhhhhh United Arab Emirates. cause they have alot of oil. oil = $$$
3. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
-uhhhh eternity? Hahahaha!
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
-invest 1M in McDonalds shares,cause I know McD will never go bankrupt & I'll be richer :D
5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
-eheh XP
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
-being loved i guess. uhhhhh :|
7. If your parents didn't help you achieve your big dreams,what will you do ?
-i'll just carry it out myself. i know i'm capable. LOL!
8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
-keep my piehole shut and wait. heh.
9. What is the first thing you want to do when you're legal?
-quit being sraight edge? HAHAHA allow. hahaha NO honestly idk,maybe go to that sex store in town and buy something? haaaah pmsl
10. What would you do if your significant other cheats on you?
-i'm not attached. uhhhhh boobs.
11. How would you see yourself in 10 years time?
-uhh,making money and getting even with all the people who gave me shit in life all this while? hahaha idk. but i really wanna be a part of the mafia tho.
12. Who is currently the most important people to you?
-family,bestf,expressos,lemons blah blah wooooooo
13. How many times your heart has been broken?
-im not gonna mention. Allow.
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
-haaaaaah the first one. oh and its better if its like single + rich + fueled with hatred + the idea of taking over the world and become Phoenix Lord? haaaaaaah -.-
15. What is your favourite colour?
-black,i wear black ALMOST everyday. heh.
16. If you're attached but you feel as if you like someone else, what would you do?
-man,i'm fucked up then. i think i'll go home and hire someone to beat some sense into me.
17. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
-uhhhhh i forgive,but i don't forget. i'll fucking remember it for the rest of my life and drown in a pool of my own blood, still thinking of why i fucking deserve that shit.
18. What do you want to tell the someone you like?
-uhhhhh ntah. oh i got one.
"I pwn you realllllll hard!" ok lame.
19. Choose one, normal relationships or serious relationships?
-serious lahh you babi.
20. What are you thinking about now?
-my results. i bet it will be fucking atrocious. oh well,i FUCKING DESERVE it.
5 people to so this survey: those five banglas i saw across the street the other day. -.- HAHA THEY CANT REFUSE BITCHES!
