Friday 21 November 2008
i decided to do a blogpost,
on costumes/clothes in Metal Bands. [cross endless subgenres]
lets start with the generic metal band. no wacky stuff,
no BS,no fucked up poses.
Children Of Bodom,melodeath band.
band tees, check.
jeans/camo pants,check.
chains,wristwatch,check.
AWESOME LONG HAIR,check.
then there's the Vikings.
really cool.
Turisas,viking/battle metal band.
fur moose/reindeer skin coat,check.
swords,check.
face paint,check.
barbaric poses,check.
untamed hair,check.
if you think that's cheesy/fucked up,
you havent seen anything yet.
be prepared to laugh/look in disgust/sympathize/critisize.
Norwegian Black Metal band, Gorgoroth.
first picture:
WTF is up with that gear?
we all get the whole satanic,evil thing with the bullets and corpse paint but seriously.
the self proclaimed 'most evil person in the world' is wearing a motherfucking metal diaper or whatever that thing is called.
he also went overboard with the homemade arm bands.
well, i dont have a problem with King tho[the guy at the back]
aaaaaaaah okay next picture.
Gorgoroth is really fucked up here.
singlets and suspenders? WTF.
and his hair is in a ponytail. LOL.
and whats with the scythe he's holding?
he looks like a black metal farmer for god's sake!
don't get me started on the hooded avenger at the back.
that's an epic fail attempt at trying to be the Emperor from Star Wars -.-
holy jeez this is a gay picture.
but their music is awesome so....
Dark Funeral.
seriously,i love their songs,
its motherfucking headbang material but fuck,
this photo fucked them upside down.
Lord Ahriman is fat! Look at that belly!
oh yeah, i think after this, the band is going to tie up and fuck the guy on the left.
hahahaha i think i pmsl already.
Immortal owns this, well not really.HAH!
first picture,
Abbath [the one infront] looks like he just saw the real Satan and doesnt know whether to run or stay and shit his pants.
second picture,
LOOK AT THOSE MOTHERFUCKING MONSTROUS SHIN GUARDS!
since when does black metal have their own ice hockey team?
and LOOK AT THAT AXE!
-.-
Dimmu Borgir.
Look at the bald guy. Just look at him! Is that supposed to be intimidating? He looks like a fucking alien!
HAHAHAHA this fucking made my day.
oh,the sequel to this might probably be,
Hair in Metal.
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